This past weekend...

So the family and I took the MAX this weekend to the Portland Rose Garden Arena to see an event. On the way there...Some lady on the platform at Parkrose decides that she needs to come talk to me and my child...

"was the baby saying 'Debbie'? That's my name! I thought she was saying Debbie, cause that's my name you know" Meanwhile, back in the real world, my child was actually saying "Daddy" because she prefers to speak to me instead of the mildly insane who travel the light rail.

Our trip back brought us in contact with "creepy cologne guy". You know, the guy who took a bath in Stetson and then used some motor oil to slick back his hair. He wears a set of Sony ear buds and is cranking some old metal rock. A Paul Bunyan red & black flannel keeps him warm along with his dark blue Levi's, soiled with dirt around the ankles...yeah that guy...

Man what an odd fella-

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